Oh hello, Marissa, i c u.

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Oh hi im on bres tumblr
Hi bre you should have logged out of my nook

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yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

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f0xface:

i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

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